Ma tu si' proprio 'na zoccola!

Mirror, mirror, on the wall....
Grrrrrrr!!! Let's get the bitch!
This is one gal I do NOT like (and leopardskin....yuk!)... say I look like her and I'll knock yer teef out!
I'm Kimberley... my middle name actually but I prefer it to my first name which is a bit of an Italian mouthful. I'm approaching thirty (from the wrong side), am slightly of a Sapphic persuasion AND am engaged to a fellow (and younger) Medityrant. I work both for myself and for a large professional services firm in London. That's all I'm giving away...


Adonis cometh
My better half does lord it a bit.
Are you watching, P?


Things I like
Sunshine; Italian food; Pierce Brosnan; Turkish coffee; juicy Mediterranean peppers; cold sheets; fish (alive or on my plate); sand between my toes; popping bubble wrap; McDonalds sausage & egg McMuffins; being the first to leave footsteps in virgin snow; being first... period!; Irish stout; malt whisky; tortoises; black; a good yawn; a good cry; shouting (Italian style); milk chocolate; This Life; having my arms tickled (don't laugh!); shocking P---; fun spankings; Friday afternoons; girls' nights out; kneading dough; oranges; cotton (but not silk - yuk); dkny; fcuk







Favourite links

Pooh sticks
A bubbling brook in the English countryside...and this is all they could think of? No wonder they said the bear was dim!

Banana splits... the dog is kind of cute...
The talking moose used to give me nightmares!


Give them a smack
Shame they don't do Teri Hatcher

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